1 00:00:00,708 --> 00:00:02,958 HEY, THERE. BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A FORTUNE TELLER. 2 00:00:02,958 --> 00:00:05,418 WATCH. THE GREAT KUZCO PREDICTS 3 00:00:05,416 --> 00:00:08,996 THERE'S ABOUT TO BE THEME MUSIC ALL ABOUT... 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,580 ME. 5 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,458 ♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪ 6 00:00:14,458 --> 00:00:16,288 ♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪ 7 00:00:16,291 --> 00:00:18,001 ♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪ 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,080 ♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪ 9 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:21,713 ♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪ 10 00:00:21,708 --> 00:00:22,958 ♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪ 11 00:00:22,958 --> 00:00:25,828 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪ 12 00:00:25,833 --> 00:00:26,963 EXACTLY! 13 00:00:26,958 --> 00:00:27,878 LET'S GO! 14 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:29,125 ♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 15 00:00:29,125 --> 00:00:30,875 ♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 16 00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:31,875 ♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪ 17 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:33,325 ♪ HIS ABCs ♪ 18 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,833 ♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪ 19 00:00:34,833 --> 00:00:36,383 ♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM, 20 00:00:36,375 --> 00:00:37,955 RIGHT? UHH... 21 00:00:37,958 --> 00:00:39,168 K-U-Z-C-O! 22 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:40,876 KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO! 23 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:41,955 ♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪ 24 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,828 ♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪ 25 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:45,833 ♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪ 26 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:47,213 ♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪ 27 00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:48,168 ♪ LET'S GO ♪ 28 00:00:48,166 --> 00:00:50,376 ♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 29 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:51,325 ♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪ 30 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:53,963 ♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪ 31 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:55,878 ♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪ 32 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:57,875 ♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪ 33 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:00,745 FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME. 34 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:03,130 HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN! 35 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:04,575 K-U-Z-C-O! 36 00:01:04,583 --> 00:01:06,583 KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO! 37 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:14,753 WELCOME TO EXOTIC FOOD FROM FAR AWAY DAY. 38 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:24,458 FEATURING MATA'S FAMOUS SWEDISH MEATBALLS, 39 00:01:24,458 --> 00:01:26,828 MATA'S FAMOUS SPANISH RICE, 40 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:29,753 MATA'S FAMOUS BOSTON BAKED BEANS, 41 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:31,420 AND MATA'S FAMOUS... 42 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:32,706 FORTUNE COOKIES? 43 00:01:32,708 --> 00:01:35,828 I'LL TRY ANYTHING WITH THE WORD "FORTUNE" IN IT. 44 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,000 GROSS. 45 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,130 WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT A COOKIE WITH A CHEWY PAPER CENTER? 46 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:46,495 THAT, MR. GOURMET, IS THE FORTUNE. 47 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,880 SEE? "YOU ARE SMART, BEAUTIFUL 48 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,575 AND WILL CONQUER ALL OBSTACLES." 49 00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:53,083 MM, SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT MINE. 50 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:56,583 HEY, SOMEBODY, NEW FORTUNE COOKIE FOR THE EMPEROR. 51 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,423 GOT YOU COVERED THERE, BIG GUY. 52 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:00,576 HERE YOU GO. 53 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:01,463 OH, THANKS, KRONK. 54 00:02:01,458 --> 00:02:04,208 "YOU WILL BE SWEPT OFF YOUR FEET 55 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,748 BY A HANDSOME HERO." 56 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:09,710 ALL RIGHT, CLEARLY, WE'VE GOT A QUALITY CONTROL PROBLEM HERE. 57 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:12,998 DO I LOOK LIKE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS? 58 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,710 DON'T ANSWER THAT. 59 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:15,998 Kronk: WHAT GIRL? 60 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,420 OOF! 61 00:02:17,416 --> 00:02:22,246 AHEM. KRONK, I WONDER IF I MIGHT REFRESH YOUR MEMORY 62 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:25,750 AS TO A CHAT WE'VE HAD EVERY NOW AND THEN 63 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,380 OVER THE YEARS REGARDING... 64 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:28,705 NO TOUCHY! 65 00:02:28,708 --> 00:02:30,208 BUT I SAVED YOUR LIFE. 66 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:31,498 LOOK. 67 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:34,455 THAT WAS CLOSE. YEAH, CLOSE. 68 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,748 GUESS THAT MAKES ME A HANDSOME HERO 69 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:38,880 WHO SWEPT YOU OFF YOUR FEET. 70 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:42,455 HEY! IT'S ALMOST LIKE MY FORTUNE CAME TRUE. 71 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:45,578 TALK ABOUT YOUR BARELY INTERESTING COINCIDENCES. 72 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:46,753 COINCIDENCE? MAYBE. 73 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,380 OH, BY THE WAY, HERE ARE SOME MORE COOKIES. 74 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:51,995 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE? 75 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,500 DON'T ASK ME. ASK THE COOKIES. 76 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,880 UH, I GOTTA GO. 77 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,625 IT'S ALREADY TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES. 78 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:00,495 THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE I TELL YOU 79 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,170 ALL ABOUT MY FORTUNATE FORTUNE COOKIES. 80 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:05,576 LIKE I SAID, I DIDN'T REALLY BELIEVE 81 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:06,633 THESE THINGS COULD TELL THE FUTURE, 82 00:03:06,625 --> 00:03:09,455 BUT IT COULDN'T HURT TO OPEN A FEW MORE. 83 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:11,328 THE VERY NEXT FORTUNE I GOT SAID, 84 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,633 "UNEXPECTED RICHES WILL COME YOUR WAY." 85 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:17,825 AND THEN I FOUND A KUZ-COIN IN THE LLAMA FOUNTAIN. 86 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:18,883 MY NEXT FORTUNE SAID, 87 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:21,245 "GLORY AWAITS YOU ON THE PLAYING FIELD." 88 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:24,460 THEN, I SCORED A GOAL IN GYM... 89 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:27,880 RIGHT PAST SUPER GOALIE KRONK. 90 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:28,995 GOAL! 91 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 [BEATBOXING] 92 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,080 K-U-Z-C-O! 93 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,253 KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO! 94 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,000 [IMITATING CROWD CHEERING] 95 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,710 IT WAS THE LAST FORTUNE THAT REALLY GOT ME. 96 00:03:36,708 --> 00:03:41,578 IT SAID, "BIG CHANGES WILL COME WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT THEM." 97 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:44,583 [TEETH CHATTERING] 98 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:49,575 THE COOKIES TALKED ABOUT WEALTH, GLORY, AND BIG CHANGES, 99 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:50,713 AND IT ALL CAME TRUE. 100 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,828 THESE FORTUNE COOKIES REALLY WORK. 101 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,503 UH, YEAH, WEIRD. 102 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,460 HA HA! IT'S PERFECT. 103 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:59,378 NOW THAT KUZCO IS HOOKED ON THE COOKIES, 104 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:03,455 IT'S TIME TO DELIVER THE FINAL FORTUNE! 105 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:05,458 YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN, KRONK. 106 00:04:05,458 --> 00:04:09,458 "A SMILE IS A FROWN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN." 107 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:10,998 NOT THAT ONE! 108 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 THIS ONE! 109 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,170 "TURN OVER YOUR KINGDOM TO YZMA." 110 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:17,206 MMM. 111 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:18,378 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MMM"? WHAT'S WRONG? 112 00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:19,875 WELL, IT'S CLEAR AND DIRECT. 113 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:21,495 I LIKE THAT, BUT, UH... 114 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,710 BUT WHAT?! BUT WHAT?! 115 00:04:22,708 --> 00:04:24,288 WELL, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE, UH... LIKE, UH... 116 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:27,461 YOU NEED TO GIVE A REASON WHY HE SHOULD TURN OVER THE KINGDOM. 117 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:31,208 KRONK, THAT'S WHY WE'VE BEEN DOING ALL THIS! 118 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:33,418 THE COOKIES, THE FORTUNES, 119 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:35,496 YOU MAKING THE FORTUNES COME TRUE, 120 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,580 SO THAT KUZCO WILL OBEY WITHOUT QUESTION! 121 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:41,883 THIS WAS ALL EXPLAINED IN MY MEMO. 122 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,463 YOU DIDN'T LOSE MY MEMO, DID YOU, KRONK? 123 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:47,578 NO, NO!, I, UH... 124 00:04:47,583 --> 00:04:50,583 I FILED IT UNDER..."M." 125 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:54,503 BY THE WAY, THE "M" DRAWER'S GETTIN' FULL. 126 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,500 HA HA...NOW HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. 127 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:00,420 DELIVER THE FINAL FORTUNE! 128 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:01,576 [THUNDER] 129 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:04,463 YOU MIND IF I MAYBE GET A BITE TO EAT FIRST? 130 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:08,168 I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING TODAY BUT COOKIES. 131 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:11,876 OK, A QUICK BITE TO EAT, THEN... 132 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:13,625 DELIVER THE FINAL FORTUNE! 133 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,455 [THUNDER] 134 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:25,878 ♪ OH...BUP BUP BUP BUP ♪ 135 00:05:25,875 --> 00:05:27,075 ♪ BA DUP BA DUP BA DUP ♪ 136 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:30,423 ♪ BA BA DUP, BA DEE BA DO BA DEE ♪ 137 00:05:30,416 --> 00:05:31,826 ♪ BAH! ♪ 138 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:33,963 ♪ DEE BA DEE BA DEE BA DEE BA DEE ♪ 139 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:39,168 Kuzco: AND EVERY SINGLE FORTUNE CAME TRUE, 140 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:40,456 LIKE, IMMEDIATELY? 141 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:42,708 ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT SOME KIND OF TRICK? 142 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:46,288 NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU CAN BE PRETTY GULLIBLE. 143 00:05:46,291 --> 00:05:47,251 THANKS. 144 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:50,170 UH...THAT'S LIKE "LOVABLE," RIGHT? 145 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:52,576 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS. 146 00:05:52,583 --> 00:05:53,583 IT'S ADORABLE THAT OUR EMPEROR 147 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:55,833 TAKES ORDERS FROM FORTUNE COOKIES. 148 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:58,003 NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 149 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,630 ALL I SAID WAS THE FORTUNES WERE COMING TRUE. 150 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:06,575 KUZCO DOESN'T TAKE ORDERS FROM ANYONE, ANYTHING, OR ANY COOKIE. 151 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,463 [CATAPULT FIRES] 152 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:10,458 "YOU WILL GO TO BED." 153 00:06:10,458 --> 00:06:12,418 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 154 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:18,458 THAT'S NOT EVEN A FORTUNE. 155 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,420 HEY, LOOKIE! ANOTHER COOKIE. 156 00:06:27,416 --> 00:06:32,376 "TOMORROW AT 5:00, YOU WILL TURN INTO A HAIRLESS SLOTH." 157 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:34,288 WHAT?! 158 00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:36,381 NO! SAY IT ISN'T SO, COOKIE! 159 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:39,875 I DON'T WANT TO BE A...A...SLOTH-FACE! 160 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:42,325 ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 161 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:43,583 HUH? OH, THERE'S MORE? 162 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:49,133 "UNLESS YOU TURN OVER YOUR KINGDOM TO... YZMA"? 163 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:51,381 Malina: YOUR FORTUNE SAID 164 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:53,325 YOU'RE GOING TO TURN INTO A SLOTH AT 5:00 165 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:56,333 UNLESS YOU TURN OVER YOUR KINGDOM TO YZMA? 166 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,963 HAIRLESS SLOTH! 167 00:06:57,958 --> 00:06:59,168 AND YOU BELIEVED IT? 168 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:01,706 UHH, TALK ABOUT GULLIBLE. 169 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:05,708 [THINKING] YES! SHE CALLED ME GULLIBLE. 170 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:06,748 THANKS. 171 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,420 KUZCO? HMM? 172 00:07:08,416 --> 00:07:09,626 READ THIS. 173 00:07:09,625 --> 00:07:12,415 "GULLIBLE, ADJECTIVE: EASILY DECEIVED; FOOLISH." 174 00:07:12,416 --> 00:07:15,076 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ, MALINA. 175 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:17,383 THEN DON'T BELIEVE THAT FORTUNE. 176 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:18,875 IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY A TRICK. 177 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:20,285 SEE? I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT 178 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:21,501 'CAUSE THEN I GOT THIS FORTUNE. 179 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:24,460 "IT'S NOT OBVIOUSLY A TRICK." 180 00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:26,828 KUZCO, YZMA WROTE THIS. 181 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:28,253 LOOK. 182 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,880 WHAT? A LOT OF PEOPLE DOT THEIR Is 183 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:34,455 WITH A SMILING, EVIL YZMA DOT. 184 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:37,998 YOU KNOW, I'D REALLY, REALLY LOVE TO BELIEVE YOU, MALINA, 185 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,380 BUT..."DO NOT BELIEVE MALINA." 186 00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:45,628 YEAH, I'M SORRY. 187 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:46,705 COOKIES HAVE SPOKEN. 188 00:07:46,708 --> 00:07:49,578 NOW I'VE GOT A 5:00, AND I CAN'T BE LATE. 189 00:07:49,583 --> 00:07:51,463 HASTA. 190 00:07:56,583 --> 00:07:57,423 AAH! MALINA? 191 00:07:57,416 --> 00:07:59,876 THAT'S KRONK'S LOCKER. 192 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:00,875 NO WAY! 193 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:01,995 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 194 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,710 SHH! YOU GUYS, I'M TRYING TO HELP KUZCO. 195 00:08:04,708 --> 00:08:08,418 [GASP] KUZCO ISIN KRONK'S LOCKER? 196 00:08:08,416 --> 00:08:09,326 NO WAY! 197 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:11,173 KUZCO'S A LOCKER LURKER? 198 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:14,206 NO. KUZCO IS NOT IS NOT IN HERE, 199 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:16,578 BUT THE PROOF I NEED MIGHT BE. 200 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:17,633 HMM... 201 00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:20,245 LLAMA SADDLE, CHEF'S HAT, BEACH BALL, 202 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,460 TAP SHOES? 203 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:23,498 BIRD CALLS OF THE PERUVIAN JUNGLE. 204 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:24,580 AHA! 205 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:28,333 [READING TO HERSELF] 206 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,383 I KNEW IT! 207 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:32,325 WHERE IS KUZCO? 208 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:34,333 THE FORTUNE TOLD HIM 5:00. 209 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:37,213 NO RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S TIME. 210 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:38,458 HEY, YZMA. 211 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:40,578 GOT YOUR MESSAGE ABOUT DOIN' THE HANDOFF UP HERE. 212 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:42,583 DRAMATIC-- I LIKE IT. 213 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:44,333 SO, AM I, UH, TOO LATE? 214 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:46,963 GUESS NOT, SINCE I STILL HAVE HAIR, 215 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:48,998 AND I'M NOT ALL SLOTHED-OUT. 216 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 NEVER MIND THAT. 217 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 LET'S GET ON WITH IT. 218 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,290 I'VE GOT A FITTING FOR EMPRESS ROBES, 219 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:54,461 AND I'VE ALREADY RESCHEDULED TWICE! 220 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:55,628 RIGHT, OK. 221 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,245 YO, LITTLE HAT GUY, GET IN HERE! 222 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,630 MAKE WITH THE HANDING OVER THE KINGDOM DEALY, 223 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,825 AND, UH, HURRY, CHOP CHOP, WE'RE ON DEADLINE. 224 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,963 BUT--BUT, SIRE, ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU WOULD-- 225 00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:06,128 WHAT? ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY DECISION? 226 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:07,955 I'M STILL TOP DOG, YOU KNOW? 227 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:09,498 FOR A COUPLE OF MORE MINUTES, 228 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,000 THEN SHE'LL BE THE DOG. 229 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,750 UH, YE-YES, SIRE. 230 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,290 KUZCO! THERE'S STILL ONE LAST COOKIE. 231 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:16,381 WHAT? HUH? 232 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:18,285 GIMME, GIMME, GIMME! 233 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,961 WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? 234 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,328 WOW. THIS IS A BIG ONE. 235 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,253 "MEMO TO KRONK, FROM YZMA. 236 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:32,290 RE: EVIL FORTUNE COOKIE KINGDOM-STEALING SCHEME." 237 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:33,831 HMM. 238 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:34,753 HEY! MY MEMO! 239 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:37,210 THANKS. WONDERED WHERE I LEFT THAT. 240 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:40,878 I MEAN, I FILED THAT UNDER "M." 241 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:43,875 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE. 242 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:44,745 UGH... 243 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,000 DO YOU NEEDMORE PROOF? 244 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,830 OH, MALINA, I KNOW YOU'RE ONLY TRYIN' TO HELP, 245 00:09:47,833 --> 00:09:51,633 BUT STUFFING A COOKIE WITH A FAKE FORTUNE TO FRAME KRONK? 246 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,415 COME ON. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT. 247 00:09:53,416 --> 00:09:54,996 LET'S GET A MOVE ON, GANG! 248 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,130 SUNDIAL SAYS ONLY ONE MINUTE 249 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:57,705 TILL I BECOME AN UGLY SLOTH-FACED THING. 250 00:09:57,708 --> 00:09:59,328 WAIT! YOU KEEP SAYING THAT. 251 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:02,633 MOUNTAIN HARVEST TIME STARTED THIS MORNING. 252 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:03,995 OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT DID. 253 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,250 I'VE GOT TO SET MY SUNDIAL AN HOUR AHEAD. 254 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,000 ME, TOO, AND IT'S SO ANNOYING! 255 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,250 I KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU GOTTA DO THE VCR AND THE OVEN-- 256 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,210 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 257 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:13,418 OK, THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, MALINA 258 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:14,416 I'LL GET TO RESETTING MY CLOCKS 259 00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:15,706 RIGHT AFTER I TURN OVER THE KINGDOM. 260 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,378 NO, KUZCO, DON'T YOU GET IT? 261 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:18,415 IT'S NOT ONE MINUTE TO 5:00. 262 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:21,376 IT'S ONE MINUTE TO 6:00! 263 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:22,245 IT--WHAT? 264 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,710 OH, NO! I MISSED THE DEADLINE! 265 00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:25,208 I'M ALREADY A HAIRLESS SLOTH! 266 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,498 AN UGLY, HAIRLESS SLOTH-FACE. 267 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:28,420 [SOBBING] 268 00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:30,166 NOW I HAVE TO DO SLOTH THINGS! 269 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,246 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT SLOTHS DO! 270 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,830 EXCEPT THEY'RE REALLY FAST. 271 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,463 UM, I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU, 272 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:38,498 THE DEADLINE PASSED 59 MINUTES AGO, 273 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,170 AND YOU'RE NOT A HAIRLESS SLOTH. 274 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:41,876 THOSE FORTUNE COOKIES ARE PHONY. 275 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:42,825 THEY ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. 276 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:46,423 I'M NOT--I'M NOT A HAIRLESS SLOTH! 277 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:47,456 YAY! 278 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:48,578 ♪ I'M STILL ME ♪ 279 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,133 ♪ I'M STILL MY SAME OLD BEAUTIFUL SELF ♪ 280 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:51,455 ♪ UH-HUH, UH HUH! ♪ 281 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:52,998 ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH! ♪ 282 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,080 EXACTLY THE SAME AS ALWAYS! WHOO-HOO! 283 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:58,173 ONLY NOW I'LL NEVER BE SO GULLIBLE AGAIN. 284 00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:01,956 AND I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 285 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,328 [TICKING] 286 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,833 STUPID MOUNTAIN HARVEST TIME! 287 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,460 K-U-Z-C-O! 288 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:16,168 KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO! 289 00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:18,876 Malina: THIS IS A SHUAKA. 290 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:20,875 SHUAKA'S ARE TROLL-LIKE PEOPLE 291 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,995 WHO DWELL IN A VAST UNDERGROUND CITY. 292 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,330 ACCORDING TO LEGEND, IF YOU SPOT A SHUAKA, 293 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,883 HE MUST RELINQUISH HIS GOLD. 294 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:31,205 [SIGH] HOW LONGIS THIS SHUKUKA REPORT? 295 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,628 IT'SSHUAKA, 296 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,125 AND I JUST STARTED. 297 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,575 WELL, CAN YOU MOVE IT ALONG? 298 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,583 I'VE GOT A CART CYCLE TO BUY. 299 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,753 HEY! I WAS READING THAT! 300 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,630 YES, YOU WERE. 301 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:42,955 I'M NOT SURE WHY, THOUGH. 302 00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:44,828 YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY A CART CYCLE. 303 00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:46,753 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M RICH. 304 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:50,080 UNTIL YOU GRADUATE, YOU CANNOT ACCESS ROYAL FUNDS, 305 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:53,463 WHICH MEANS YOU ARE CURRENTLY WORTH LESS THAN I AM. 306 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:54,418 HA! 307 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:57,826 HMM. OK, THEN I JUST NEED A LOAN. 308 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,583 HOW 'BOUT IT MR. M.? 309 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:02,633 ME, LOAN MONEY TO YOU? 310 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,705 [LAUGHING] 311 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:09,078 FINE, THEN I'LL JUST GET IT FROM MALINA. 312 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:12,173 ME? MONEY? [LAUGHING] 313 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,996 OK. KRONK? 314 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000 UH...RIGHT. 315 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 [LAUGHING] 316 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,290 [CHICHA LAUGHING] 317 00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:24,581 THEN I'LL ASK CHACA. 318 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:27,883 KUZCO, CHACA DOESN'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 319 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:31,495 BUT YOU CAN EARN MONEY BY DOING SOME CHORES. 320 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,210 CHORES. 321 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,958 OH, RIGHT. 322 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:36,748 CHORES. 323 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:40,000 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CHORES ARE, DO YOU? 324 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,330 HUH? YEAH, SURE, I DO. 325 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,963 THEY'RE THOSE THINGS YOU SIT IN. 326 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:45,878 SO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME MONEY FOR SITTING? 327 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:46,995 I CAN DO THAT. 328 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,880 NOT CHAIRS, CHORES. 329 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,955 THINGS LIKE DOING THE DISHES. 330 00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:53,878 YOU EARN MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR WORK. 331 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:54,875 WORK? 332 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,075 IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. 333 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,333 I'M KUZCO, REMEMBER? 334 00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:01,463 NO CHORES, NO MONEY, NO CART CYCLE. 335 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:03,378 OK, OK... CHORES. 336 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,205 HOW HARD CAN THEY BE? 337 00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:08,708 YOU WANT ME TO TOUCH THAT... 338 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:11,878 WITH MY HANDS ON PURPOSE? 339 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,333 HUH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 340 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:17,963 THOSE LEAVES DON'T RAKE THEMSELVES. 341 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:21,496 Chicha: YOU BROKE EVERY DISH WE HAVE, 342 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,880 EVEN THE ONES THAT WEREN'T DIRTY. 343 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,325 DO I GET EXTRA MONEY FOR THAT? 344 00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:27,753 'CAUSE I THINK I SHOULD. 345 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,880 ACTUALLY, BETWEEN THE DISHES YOU BROKE 346 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,325 AND THE LLAMAS YOU LOST... 347 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,133 I TOLD YOU, I DIDN'T LEAVE THEIR GATE OPEN. 348 00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,125 THEY PICKED THE LOCK. 349 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,875 I'D SAY YOU OWEME MONEY. 350 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:39,955 OK, TIME TO STOP AND PUT ON THE KUZCO THINKING CROWN. 351 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:43,078 THERE'S GOTTA BE AN EASIER WAY TO MAKE MONEY. 352 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,463 SO, LET'S BACK UP. 353 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,498 HOW DO YOU CLOSE THIS GATE THING? 354 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,080 EH, FORGET IT. IT'S TOO MUCH WORK. 355 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:53,503 YOU STAY IN THERE, OK, STINKY LLAMAS? 356 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,380 BUH-BYE. 357 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:58,875 Kuzco: HEH HEH, NOTHIN' TO SEE THERE. 358 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,325 Malina: ACCORDING TO LEGEND, 359 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:01,583 IF YOU SPOT A SHUAKA, 360 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,463 HE MUST RELINQUISH HIS GOLD. 361 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,458 Kuzco: JACKPOT! 362 00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,748 SO YOU KNOW A GUY WHO SAW A SHUKUKA? 363 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,420 WELL, ACTUALLY, I KNOW A GUY WHO KNOWS A GUY 364 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,826 WHO WORKED WITH A GUY WHO WAS NEIGHBORS WITH A GUY 365 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:16,003 WHO HEARD ABOUT THIS GUY 366 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,170 WHO SAW A SHUAKA IN GUYANA... 367 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:20,456 AT NIGHT. 368 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,578 IT WAS DARK. 369 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,883 IT COULD HAVE BEEN AN OWL. 370 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:24,995 [OWL HOOTS] 371 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 GOOD ENOUGH. LET'S GO. 372 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,330 WAIT. SHOULDN'T WE ASK MALINA TO GO? 373 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,883 I MEAN, SHE KNOWS MORE ABOUT SHUAKAS THAN ANYBODY. 374 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,875 KRONK, WE'RE GOING TO HUNT FOR SHUAKAS. 375 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,325 IT'S GONNA BE ROUGH OUT THERE. 376 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,003 WE CAN'T BRING MALINA. 377 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,960 UM...WHY? 378 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,288 BECAUSE SHE'S TOUGHER THAN YOU, 379 00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,211 AND SHE'LL MAKE YOU LOOK BAD? 380 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,578 NO! 381 00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,753 IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES SHE GETS KIND OF WEIRD 382 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,380 ABOUT SUCCESS, COMPETITION, AND STUFF. 383 00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:49,285 OH, YOU MEAN, SHE GETS BOSSY AND OBSESSED WITH WINNING? 384 00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,001 YES, BUT KEEP IT DOWN. 385 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:56,000 IF SHE HEARS, WE'LL BOTH GET THE "MALINA STARE" FOR SURE. 386 00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:59,291 OH, YEAH. HATE THAT. 387 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,381 THE STARE. 388 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,415 Kuzco: OK, WE HAVE A TRAP, 389 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:04,456 A BACKUP TRAP, 390 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:05,998 AND A BACKUP TRAP FOR THE BACKUP TRAP. 391 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,420 AND WE'RE USING YOUR BEST DESSERTS AS BAIT. 392 00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:12,996 HOW DO WE KNOW SHUAKA'S LIKE CAKE AND PIES AND COOKIES? 393 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:17,250 UH, WHO DOESN'T LIKE CAKE AND PIES AND COOKIES? 394 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,330 RIGHT! 395 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:21,633 OH, SOMETHIN'S COMIN'. 396 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,460 WAS THAT A SHUAKA? 397 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:30,168 NO, THAT WAS BUCKY. 398 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,246 [BURP] 399 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,580 HEH HEH. 'SCUSE ME. 400 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,326 WE NEED HELP. 401 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,253 THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 402 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,880 WE'RE TRYING TO FIND A SHUKUKA. 403 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,955 SO YOU'RE DRESSED AS GIANT FOOD? 404 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,248 WELL, BUCKY ATE ALL OF KRONK'S DESSERTS, 405 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,460 SO...WE THOUGHT, UH... 406 00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,418 WHAT WERE WE THINKIN' AGAIN? 407 00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:49,326 I HAVE NO IDEA, 408 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,583 AND I WANTED TO BE THE PIZZA. 409 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,463 YOU'D KNOW ALL ABOUT SHUAKAS 410 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,168 IF YOU'D LISTENED TO MY REPORT. 411 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,076 LOOK, ARE YOU GONNA HELP OR NOT? 412 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,713 OK, IT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF WORK, 413 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,378 SO I GET HALF THE GOLD WHEN WE FIND A SHUAKA, 414 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,955 AND YOU GUYS GOTTA DO EVERYTHING I SAY. 415 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,578 YEAH, RIGHT. 416 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,080 THE STARE! 417 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,133 FINE, YOU WIN. 418 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,955 GOOD! I LOVE WINNING! 419 00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:13,958 AND I KNOW JUST WHERE TO LOOK FOR SHUAKAS. 420 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,880 Malina: THE SUN GATE IS THE SECRET ENTRANCE 421 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,705 TO THE SHUAKAS' UNDERGROUND CITY. 422 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,578 WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR ONE TO COME OUT. 423 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,583 UH...HOW MUCH LONGER? 424 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,463 AS LONG AS IT TAKES. 425 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,378 YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED ME TO DRESS UP 426 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,575 AS A GIANT SLICE OF PIZZA 427 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:32,293 WITH PEPPERONIS AND BELL PEPPERS AND PINEAPPLE? 428 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,001 LOOK! 429 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,290 OK, I'LL GO IN FIRST. 430 00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,171 Kuzco: GET HIM! 431 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,826 Kronk: HE'S MINE! WHO-HOO-HOO! 432 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,333 HE'S MINE! 433 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,463 OW! 434 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,420 HI. I'M MALINA. 435 00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:51,206 I'M GUESSING YOU'RE A SHUAKA, 436 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,578 AND I READ THAT IF WE SEE YOU, 437 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,083 YOU HAVE TO GIVE US GOLD. 438 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,463 SO, HAND IT OVER. 439 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,288 PLEASED TO MEET YOU, MY DEAR. 440 00:16:58,291 --> 00:16:59,961 MY NAME IS GEEZO. 441 00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:02,208 SO, YOU KNOW THE LEGEND, DO YOU? 442 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,828 DEE-LIGHTFUL! 443 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,173 I'D BE TICKLED TO HONOR THE TRADITION 444 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:09,206 OF SHARING MY GOLD WITH SURFACE-DWELLERS. 445 00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,378 WHAT FUN! 446 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:11,575 SWEET. ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE THAT 447 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,293 IN COINS, BARS, AND GOLD ME STATUES. 448 00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:17,881 OH, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T GIVE YOU GOLD. 449 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,415 OUR GOLD IS GUARDED BY AN ANCIENT SPIRIT 450 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:23,246 WHO ONLY GIVES GOLD TO THE PURE OF HEART. 451 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,500 SORRY. 452 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,170 I GOT 20-20 VISION AND ONLY A COUPLE OF CAVITIES. 453 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,326 CLOSE ENOUGH? 454 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:32,083 NO. I'M AFRAID YOUR PURITY MUST BE TESTED. 455 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,083 BUT DON'T WORRY. 456 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,963 I'M SURE YOU'LL DO SPLENDIDLY. 457 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:39,958 BEHOLD! THE CHASM OF PURITY. 458 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,288 YOU MUST DESCEND TO ITS DEEPEST DEPTHS 459 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:46,001 AND RETRIEVE WATER FROM THE SPRING OF PURITY. 460 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,290 YOU KNOW, TAP WATER ISN'T THAT DIFFERENT FROM SPRING WATER, 461 00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,461 PLUS, IT'S FLUORIDATED. 462 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,288 KUZCO, IF YOU WANT A CART CYCLE, 463 00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,291 WE NEED TO GET THAT SPRING WATER. 464 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,711 YOU'RE RIGHT. 465 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,208 WELL, GOOD LUCK, YOU TWO. 466 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,498 WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO GO, TOO? 467 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,328 ♪ DA DO DO ♪ 468 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,213 ♪ DA DA DA DA DA DA DUH DUH ♪ 469 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,288 ♪ DA DA DUH DUH! ♪ 470 00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:12,171 ♪ DO DO DO, DO DO DA-DA DA DAH! ♪ 471 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:16,246 ♪ HA! HYAH! HYAH! HO! DO DO DO BA-DA BUM BUM... ♪ 472 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,420 Malina: KRONK! 473 00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,286 WHAT? 474 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,421 CUT THE THEME MUSIC AND FOCUS! 475 00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:22,706 THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU, KUZCO. 476 00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:23,958 KUZCO? 477 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:24,878 KUZCO? 478 00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:28,455 Kuzco: AAH! 479 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,248 [SPLASH] 480 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,580 IT'S COLD! 481 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,003 THE WATER'S COLD! 482 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,830 NOW THAT YOU HAVE RETRIEVED THE WATER OF PURITY, 483 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,333 YOU MUST BUILD... 484 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,173 A GAZEBO OF PURITY! 485 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,996 UH... WHY IS THAT AGAIN? 486 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,960 TO PROVE YOU ARE PURE, OF COURSE. 487 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:47,958 CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. 488 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,998 COME ON. THERE'S A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 489 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,080 YEAH. I THINK I FEEL 490 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,423 A "GET UP AND GO HOME" COMING ON. 491 00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:55,456 NOT SURE I EVEN WANT A CART CYCLE ANYMORE. 492 00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,578 WELL, YOU'RE GETTING ONE. 493 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,383 I DON'T QUIT, AND NEITHER DOES MY TEAM. 494 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:01,205 NOW STOP JAWING AND START SAWING. 495 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,288 AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE BOSSY. 496 00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:05,291 BOY, WAS I WRONG. 497 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,211 Kuzco: IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES. 498 00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:08,378 THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW 499 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,875 WHERE WE BUILD A GAZEBO. 500 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,705 "WHAT'S A GAZEBO?" YOU ASK. 501 00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:12,998 SILLY VIEWER. 502 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,330 THIS IS A GAZEBO. 503 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,003 WAIT. THAT'S A GAZELLE. 504 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,420 RIGHT? CAN'T BUILD AN ANIMAL OUT OF WOOD. 505 00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:19,826 OK, GET THIS. 506 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:22,633 A GAZEBO'S JUST A PLACE WHERE OLD PEOPLE 507 00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,285 SIT AND DRINK LEMONADE. 508 00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,291 HOW BORING IS THAT? 509 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,581 I'D RATHER HAVE BUILT A WOOD ANIMAL. 510 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,173 BUT NOT MALINA. NO! 511 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,706 SHE'S ALL, "STOP BUILDING LLAMAS. 512 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,168 START WITH THE NEXT TEST." 513 00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,246 GUESS SHE HATES ANIMALS. 514 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,710 NOW FOR THE FINAL TEST. YOU MUST... 515 00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:38,878 TAKE THE SACKS IF PURITY, 516 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:39,875 CONTAINING THE RELICS OF PURITY 517 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,995 TO THE RELIC HEAP OF PURITY. 518 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,080 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 519 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,293 WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE? 520 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:46,211 YES, WELL, UM... 521 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:49,328 WHEN YOU ARRIVE, THE ANCIENT SPIRIT WILL DECIDE 522 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:54,423 IF YOU ARE PURE ENOUGH TO RECEIVE GOLD. 523 00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,706 [SNIFF SNIFF] 524 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:58,288 IS IT ME, OR DOES SOMETHING SMELL LIKE DEAD FISH? 525 00:19:58,291 --> 00:19:59,711 NO TIME FOR SMELLING. LET'S GO. 526 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,378 [YAWN] HOW ABOUT A QUICK NAP OF PURITY FIRST, HUH? 527 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,285 WHO'S WITH ME? 528 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,880 THE STARE! 529 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,955 THAT STARE DOESN'T SCARE ME. 530 00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:16,251 AS MUCH AS IT USED TO. 531 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,458 HEY! SHE'S NOT THE BOSS OF US! 532 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,418 Malina: I HEARD THAT. 533 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:29,750 THIS IS IT? 534 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,460 WHERE'S THE SPIRIT GUY PERSON THINGY? 535 00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:35,328 [GHOSTLY MOANING] 536 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,713 AHH AHH AHH! 537 00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:38,878 [COUGHING] 538 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:41,625 [GASP] ANCIENT SPIRIT OF PURITY! 539 00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:42,875 YES, IT IS--AHEM. 540 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,245 [DEEPER VOICE] YES, IT IS I, 541 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:48,250 THE ANCIENT SPIRIT OF PURITY. 542 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,460 BRING ON THE GOLD! 543 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,288 YOU KNOW, YOU KIND OF LOOK 544 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,001 LIKE GEEZO WEARING A SHEET, ANCIENT SPIRIT? 545 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,580 MALINA, I THINK I KNOW A SPIRIT WHEN I-- 546 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,460 GEEZO'S THE GREAT SPIRIT? 547 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:03,418 WHY'S HE WEARIN' A SHEET? 548 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,250 GARBAGE? 549 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,000 THAT'S WHAT SMELLS. 550 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 WE'RE NOT HAULIN' RELICS. 551 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,460 WE'RE TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH. 552 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:11,458 IT'S A SCAM! 553 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:13,418 GEEZO TRICKED US INTO DOIN' CHORES. 554 00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:15,376 SO WHERE'S OUR GOLD? 555 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,245 IT'S NOT YOUR GOLD! 556 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,210 IT'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! 557 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,418 CHUAKAS HAVE BEEN TRICKING YOU ROTTEN SURFACE-DWELLERS 558 00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:24,126 INTO DOING OUR WORK FOR CENTURIES. 559 00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,325 HA HA HA! 560 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,333 SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR TRYIN' TO STEAL OUR GOLD. 561 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,883 YEAH, BUT WE SHOULD GET SOMETHING. 562 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,285 I MEAN, WE WORKED ALL DAY. 563 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:31,381 YOU GOT SOMETHING. 564 00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,325 YOU GOT A LESSON YOU'LL NEVER FORGET. 565 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:38,213 IF YOU WANT SOMETHING, YOU GOTTA EARN IT. 566 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,628 Kuzco: NO, YOU'RE NOT DREAMING. 567 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,415 I'M REALLY DOING THE DISHES. 568 00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:44,206 I FIGURED, IF I'M GONNA WORK, 569 00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:45,998 MIGHT AS WELL BE FOR CHICHA. 570 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 AT LEAST SHE PAYS. 571 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,710 NOT LIKE THAT CHEAPSHUKUKA! 572 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,458 THE GOOD NEWS IS, I DID THE MATH, 573 00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,288 AND IF I KEEP DOING CHORES AROUND HERE, 574 00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:56,001 I'LL BE ABLE TO BUY A CART CYCLE IN ONLY... 575 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,250 3 YEARS. 576 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,880 [PLATES BREAKING] 577 00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:01,875 OR MAYBE A LITTLE LONGER. 578 00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:06,128 HEY, LOOKIE! ANOTHER COOKIE! 579 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,625 "AT THE END OF TODAY'S EPISODE, 580 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:11,415 YOU WILL BE SEEN READING THIS FORTUNE." 581 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,173 [THINKING] NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 582 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,746 I'M READING THIS FORTUNE NOW, BUT... 583 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:18,000 OH, IT MUST BE THE END OF THE EPISODE. 584 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,380 THIS GUY'S A GENIUS! 585 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:21,833 OH, WAIT. THERE'S MORE. 586 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:24,713 AND THEN YOU WILL GIVE A GREAT, BIG KISS TO... 587 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:26,248 YZMA?!